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Old 28-04-2014, 10:19 PM
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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

The game works by someone asking a stupid question, to which someone gives a stupid answer and then asks a stupid question of their own....

So I'll start with;

Why do Gnomes go fishing?
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Old 28-04-2014, 10:29 PM
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'Cause they don't have anything else to do.

Why do wind chimes tinkle?
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Old 28-04-2014, 10:57 PM
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to attract a mate.

How many ducks to a pond?
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Old 28-04-2014, 11:10 PM
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to attract a mate.

How many ducks to a pond?

The ones in the water.

How many words in the dictionary ?
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Old 28-04-2014, 11:34 PM
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plenty

Why do you eat bats?
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Old 28-04-2014, 11:40 PM
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Because I am batty

Why do cows moo?
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Old 29-04-2014, 09:55 AM
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To scare the crows away.

Would you sit on a custard pie?
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Old 29-04-2014, 01:10 PM
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If I liked chocolate cake!

What does the wind say?
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Old 29-04-2014, 01:28 PM
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"I want to let off"

Would you swallow a whole hard boiled egg?
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Old 29-04-2014, 01:53 PM
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Only if the shell is removed.

Why do flowers smell?
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