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19-06-2012, 04:27 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: UK
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What's the first sign of madness?
Suggs at the front door
What is the world's most common owl?
A teat
What is Rupert the Bear's middle name?
The
*ahem* I'll stop now before they get really awful.............
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19-06-2012, 04:41 PM
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Thanks for contributing Sarah - was kind of hoping others would too....hint, hint!!!!
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22-06-2012, 12:11 AM
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these must be british jokes because i found none funny ¬_¬
sorry
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22-06-2012, 12:32 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NekoTheCat
these must be british jokes because i found none funny ¬_¬
sorry
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Er...thanks for sharing? They are quite a diverse range...- not even any british references!?
What was your mood like before you started to read them? Kind of requires a receptive state...
Oh well, he who laughs last didn't get the joke....and he who doesn't even laugh....well, got a punchline for that Neko?
How about sharing some one-liners YOU find funny - this is supposed to be a thread, i.e. I welcome other people's one-liners/question and answers.
Come on....easy to criticise....care to be creative? positive? funny even?
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22-06-2012, 01:00 AM
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How many goths does it take to screw a lightbulb? Hahahaha~~~~ Endless answers...
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13-07-2012, 12:36 AM
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Stewart Francis Stand Up Jokes
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that."
"I dedicate this show to my dad who was a roofer. So dad, if you're up there...."
I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice."
"I wrote a book about a transsexual with a speech impediment. It's called Man or Myth."
"I want to donate a large amount of money to a rape clinic and I won't take no for an answer."
"There are two types of people I hate .... racists and Norwegians."
"Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me"
"I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified"
"My dad has a wierd hobby he collects empty bottles, which sounds so much better than alcoholic"
"My girlfriend say's that I'm afraid of committment....well she's not my girlfriend...more a wife"
"Crime in a multi storey car park....that's just wrong...on so many levels..."
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/...ncisjokes.html
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13-07-2012, 09:29 AM
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My favorite from the post above:
"There are two types of people I hate .... racists and Norwegians."
"Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me"
"My dad has a wierd hobby he collects empty bottles, which sounds so much better than alcoholic"
This guy's funny! I've never heard of him. I will look for a vid. :))
I like Pablo Fransisco.
About psycho chicks:
"Do you love her Pablo??! Tell me!!!"
"Yeah she's my mom, WT*!!! >.<"
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