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12-05-2016, 12:42 PM
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Newbie ;)
Guide
Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: Norway
Posts: 566
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Inspired by "Cheers"
There was a riddle I heard on the comedy show "Cheers" for many years ago. I thought I should tell it to Ken to see if he knew the answer? (I was mentally playing with Ken and Barbie).
This is what happened: I told Ken the riddle:
"How many blond girls does it take to change a light bulb?"
And he farted!!!
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12-05-2016, 03:39 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Southwest, USA
Posts: 25,178
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"Can I draw you a beer Norm?"
"No, I know what they look like, just pour me one."
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.*I'll text in Navy Blue when I'm speaking as a Mod. :)
Prepare yourself for the coming astral journey of death by daily riding in the balloon of God-perception.
Through delusion you are perceiving yourself as a bundle of flesh and bones, which at best is a nest of troubles.
Meditate unceasingly, that you may quickly behold yourself as the Infinite Essence, free from every form of misery. ~Paramahansa's Guru's Guru.
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12-05-2016, 03:54 PM
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Master
Join Date: Dec 2015
Location: Over the river and through the woods...
Posts: 2,839
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"Hey Norm, What's up?"
"My blood alcohol level"
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"We have no right to ask when sorrow comes 'Why did this happen to me?' unless we ask the same question for every joy that comes our way."
-Lord Rama to Laxman
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15-05-2016, 07:02 PM
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Suspended
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: East Texas
Posts: 1,375
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LOL! You guys crack me up...
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16-05-2016, 03:24 PM
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Master
Join Date: Dec 2015
Location: Over the river and through the woods...
Posts: 2,839
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Cliff: What a pathetic display. I'm ashamed God made me a man.
Carla: I don't think God's doing a lot of bragging either.
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"We have no right to ask when sorrow comes 'Why did this happen to me?' unless we ask the same question for every joy that comes our way."
-Lord Rama to Laxman
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16-05-2016, 03:26 PM
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Master
Join Date: Dec 2015
Location: Over the river and through the woods...
Posts: 2,839
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Carla: If the Brady Bunch crashes in the Andes who would they eat first?
Woody: Well probably the maid, 'cause she's not kin
Cliff: Yeah, but if they were smart they would ask her the best way to prepare herself.
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"We have no right to ask when sorrow comes 'Why did this happen to me?' unless we ask the same question for every joy that comes our way."
-Lord Rama to Laxman
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