LOL I got that joke, Amy! But I admit, sometimes, I'm last to laugh. lol
Ok On a more serious note... well you can laugh all you want...but you'd have to have a really good sense of humor or be in a silly mood...
Here are some lds quotes that I like...
"A sermon seen is better than a sermon heard." - W. Critchlow Jr.
"In fighting against God, we are sinning against ourselves." - S.W. Sill
"Great nations are never conquered from outside unless they are rotten inside." - E.T. Benson
"If you can control your thoughts, you can overcome habits." - Boyd K. Packer
"There is one things more serious than merely to 'not believe', & that is to 'not care.'" - Sw. Sill
"An appreciation of diversification is the basis of unity." - TM Burton
"People do not really care how much you know until they know how much you care." - Hartman Rector Jr.
"The greatest battle of life is fought out within the silent chambers of your own soul." - David O. McKay
"The deepest expression of spirituality is love." - Robert L. Simpson
"The real man is seen & known in the comparative solitude of the home." - Hugh B. Brown