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Old 21-02-2023, 09:05 PM
weareunity weareunity is offline
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Have a chuckle.😂

Great quote via/from Marty Rainey. Dmax TV programme. " Alaskan homestead rescue".

In this world there are three types of people.

Those who can count--

And those who can't.


Cheers. XX.
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Old 21-02-2023, 11:43 PM
inavalan inavalan is offline
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another chuckle

Clint Eastwood (Man With No Name):
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: those with loaded guns ... and those who dig. ... You dig."
--- The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) youtube link
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Old 25-02-2023, 07:30 AM
AngelBlue AngelBlue is offline
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..... Monty python and the holy grail ( 1975 )..
The black Knight ( John cleese) after having all his limbs chopped off.....

.... "" It's just a flesh wound ""....
LOL.
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Old 25-02-2023, 08:16 AM
Redchic12 Redchic12 is offline
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A scouser who had You’ll Never Walk Alone down the side of his thigh to knee.

He lost the bottom of his leg in an accident and one of the words, so now it reads, You’ll Never Walk. Lol

True story. He posted a pic of it. Great sense of humour hey.
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Old 25-02-2023, 08:21 AM
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.....LOLOL....
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Old 25-02-2023, 11:37 AM
Redchic12 Redchic12 is offline
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If there were no men in the world
The world would be full of fat happy women lol
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Old 25-02-2023, 11:49 AM
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....and if men didn't exist there would be no fat or thin women full stop LOL...
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Old 05-09-2023, 09:31 PM
weareunity weareunity is offline
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Hello.
Just watched a current episode (semi final stage)of "celebrity MasterChef" on TV.
One of the contestants to get through is Max George. --one time professional footballer until accident put a premature end to that, went on to be a member of the group "Wanted--the Wanted? actor, broadcaster, and------.
Anyway.
Seems to me a very likeable, amusing, genuinely and gracefully self effacing person.
When asked how his cooking skills have improved since he joined up as a MasterChef contestant, he compared his success in this respect with his previous competitive 2020 appearance as a contestant on Strictly come Dancing.
Saying (not exact quote but from memory more or less)

I went into Strictly come Dancing as a bit of a rubbish dancer and came out even worse.

This household chuckled happily for some time.
Cheers.x
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