Jokes in the Sanctuary! (Joyous laughter is great medicine!)

Hehe, glad you loved it folks! I love CLEAN jokes like this one! Blessings.

What do you get if you cross deja vu and amnesia? The feeling you've forgotten this before :)

A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace - was doing nothing, cried out for help. No problem, the IBM technician said. First, open a "window" to launch a specific program. The conversation continued, and the caller asked a few moments later if it might be all right to close the window. Why, the IBM technician asked. Because, the caller responded, it was getting very chilly.

If Lassie mated with a cantaloupe would she have a melon collie baby?

Hehe! Thanks, friends.

[Perspective]

Obviously, this isn't me... but I can relate, & this last year, my husband could relate at times too.

Last night, my wife & I were sitting in the living room & I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens to me, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged my Computer, and threw out my wine.

[Perspective]

"I just got skylights put in my place.
The people who live above me are furious."

Originally Posted by Perspective

"I just got skylights put in my place.
The people who live above me are furious."

Hehe. Thanks.