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08-09-2023, 01:55 PM
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All good ones!!  Thanks!
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Prepare yourself for the coming astral journey of death by daily riding in the balloon of God-perception.
Through delusion you are perceiving yourself as a bundle of flesh and bones, which at best is a nest of troubles.
Meditate unceasingly, that you may quickly behold yourself as the Infinite Essence, free from every form of misery. ~Paramahansa's Guru's Guru.
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08-09-2023, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Honza
A trooper pulls over a priest and immediately smells alcohol on his breath. The next thing he notices is an empty wine bottle lying on the passenger seat. “Have you been drinking?” the officer asks. “Just water,” says the priest. “Then why do I smell wine?” The priest looks at the bottle and shouts, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
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09-09-2023, 02:46 AM
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A drunk is irritating everyone in a bar by claiming to be God. He dares them to accompany him to church so he can prove his claim. So a couple of guys do go with him. When the priest sees him the priest exclaims…” My god it’s you again !!”
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09-09-2023, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Molearner
When the priest sees him the priest exclaims…” My god it’s you again !!”
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Hysterical! Thanks, buddy.
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Prepare yourself for the coming astral journey of death by daily riding in the balloon of God-perception.
Through delusion you are perceiving yourself as a bundle of flesh and bones, which at best is a nest of troubles.
Meditate unceasingly, that you may quickly behold yourself as the Infinite Essence, free from every form of misery. ~Paramahansa's Guru's Guru.
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08-11-2023, 02:39 AM
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Lum - Where is the first cigarette mentioned in the Bible?
Abner - I don't know.
Lum - In Genesis where it says that Rebekah lit off a camel.
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09-11-2023, 09:51 AM
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Not really a Christian joke but it's clean. Who's the best person for a woman to tell a secret to? There husband, because he's probably not listening anyway.
My wife and I heard that joke on the radio the other day. I found it a lot funnier than she did. She asked me why I started laughing. Was hard for me to explain why I found it funny.
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09-11-2023, 03:19 PM
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A wife asks her husband to make the coffee..he balks, That's your job.
She says no...it's in the Bible, Hebrews.
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Prepare yourself for the coming astral journey of death by daily riding in the balloon of God-perception.
Through delusion you are perceiving yourself as a bundle of flesh and bones, which at best is a nest of troubles.
Meditate unceasingly, that you may quickly behold yourself as the Infinite Essence, free from every form of misery. ~Paramahansa's Guru's Guru.
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