Dear Gomez

[daisy]

gomez it serves you right if you feel poorly after troffing all that cheese!!! orange spice tea? yuk dirty dishwater would taste nicer, as for the padlock i hear gladys the hamster is a nifty lock picker

[daisy]

gomez, can you advise me on just where your secret stash of cheese is? thank you daisyxxxx

My dear Daisy,

Believe me, there is no secret stach of stinky cheese. John is simply upset that I'm more popular than he will even be. I think of you as the human sister I never had, and since I have an unlimited supply of cheese, will gladly share it with you. If tiltjlp doesn't shape up and fly right I just might promote myself to Administrator and demote him to forum janitor.

Gomez

[daisy]

lol, that's sweet gomez, endless supply of cheese -yum, you aren't allowed to oust john though!!

Originally Posted by daisy

lol, that's sweet gomez, endless supply of cheese -yum, you aren't allowed to oust john though!!

Sad but true, I won't be overthrowing that clown tiltjlp any time soon. I tried last night, but I couldn't reach the door knob to his royal chamber. So I fashioned a pair of stilts out of discarded orange crates, and almost broke my jaw when I lost my balance. I'll be OK, but it sure hurts to eat anything but the softest cheeses.

Gomez

Originally Posted by GomezTheHampster

Sad but true, I won't be overthrowing that clown tiltjlp any time soon. I tried last night, but I couldn't reach the door knob to his royal chamber. So I fashioned a pair of stilts out of discarded orange crates, and almost broke my jaw when I lost my balance. I'll be OK, but it sure hurts to eat anything but the softest cheeses.

Gomez

Why you little Mickey Mouse wannabe. If you ever try overthrowing me again, you'll never eat cheese again. Just to show you who's boss around here, I'm doubling the Cheese Tax on you. Now who's the clown, Bozo?

John

Big Mama Rose here.

i warned you about hollywood young gomez. don't make me come over there and whoop your ***!

by the way...what would you like me to send you in your care package? 4 year old stilton or 5 month old camembert?

i've given john the keys to the staffroom kitchen as i've given up my catering duties there due to a bad back and a persistant hair ball. he's going to pass them onto you. please share the cheese around.

and be respectful to john as he got you this job remember.

love
mama rose

Hmmm ok... communicating with a hamster should be easier than communicating with spirit....


Dear Gomez

I had two pet rats (RIP) for four years, they were both fit and healthy and loved to be picked up and thrown on the bed, they would keep coming back so I could do this again, this would usually last for five or ten minutes before they got bored, (or sick).

Do you like to be thrown about?

Oh and on a side note, either of my rats could easily beat you in a fight. :)

Originally Posted by rose

Big Mama Rose here.

i warned you about hollywood young gomez. don't make me come over there and whoop your ***!

Gosh Mama Rose, not in front of everybody. Besides, you're the one who told me I was better than all the other hamsters. But just for you, I'll try to be more humble.

Gomez