http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20121221T221137&p0=152&msg=Apocalypse& csz=1
Well here we are, just over one more month until...
- the end of the world?
- global spiritual awakening?
- the golden age?
or maybe something more??
well according to my
very intense spiritual awakening during december last year, (or in medical terms its called a
'psychosis'), I ascend and transform into god
yes that right at exactly 11:11:37.4 UTC on the 21st of december 2012 god will be reborn.
and its not just the end of a 5125 year cycle of the mayan calendar, its the end of a much bigger cycle, that i have calculated to be
328 billion years
where do these claims come from??
well while i'm in a psychotic state, i seem to radiate divine love or bliss
(one of the traits of god), and i have people staring at me or getting goosebumps
my pupils completely dilate
i also just automatically start channeling all of this information about the universe
i have always had this gut feeling like i am the 'chosen' one, its just instinct
after all, someone has to be god? right?
well if nothing ends up happening on dec 21st, then my plan is to share this unique gift i have of radiating divine love/bliss with the world
while i was in hospital when i was testing my abilities this guy actually nearly passed out while i was giving him divine love
his eyes rolled back into his head and he fell backwards onto the ground
please ask me any questions you want to...