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23-03-2020, 05:11 AM
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When I worked in the mental health field sometimes in group therapy patients would sing
and laugh about their disorder. It was and amazing thing to watch. Below is one of the songs
they might sing. The point was to objectify your illness and not take it personally.
BEAUTIFUL HANGUP
(Sung to the tune of Beautiful Dreamer, By Stephen Foster)
Beautiful hang-up, why should we part,
When we have lived our whole lives from the start?
We are so used to taking one course,
Oh what a shame it would be to divorce!
Beautiful hang-up, don’t go away!
Who will befriend me if you don’t stay?
Though you still make me look like a jerk,
Living without you would take so much work!
Living without you would be too much work!
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23-03-2020, 05:12 AM
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Master
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Originally Posted by Starman
As a so-called "senior citizen" surely I am. After all this is a thread on laughter. |
I was kidding ...
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Everything expressed here is what I believe. Keep that in mind when you read my post, as I kept it in mind when I wrote it. I don't parrot others. Most of my spiritual beliefs come from direct channeling guidance. I have no interest in arguing whose belief is right, and whose is wrong. I'm here just to express my opinions, and read about others'.
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23-03-2020, 05:15 AM
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GOD’S IMPROVEMENT
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story.
From time to time she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally, she spoke up, “Grandpa, did God make you?”
“Yes, sweetheart,” he answered, “God made me a long time ago.
“Grandpa, did God make me too?”
“Yes, indeed, honey,” he said, “God made you just a little while ago.”
Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, “God’s getting better at it, isn’t he?”
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Everything expressed here is what I believe. Keep that in mind when you read my post, as I kept it in mind when I wrote it. I don't parrot others. Most of my spiritual beliefs come from direct channeling guidance. I have no interest in arguing whose belief is right, and whose is wrong. I'm here just to express my opinions, and read about others'.
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23-03-2020, 05:22 AM
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Originally Posted by inavalan
GOD’S IMPROVEMENT
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story.
From time to time she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally, she spoke up, “Grandpa, did God make you?”
“Yes, sweetheart,” he answered, “God made me a long time ago.
“Grandpa, did God make me too?”
“Yes, indeed, honey,” he said, “God made you just a little while ago.”
Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, “God’s getting better at it, isn’t he?”
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Good one! Little children always bring so much joy to me, as do puppies.  |
23-03-2020, 05:26 AM
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Location: अनुगृहितोऽस्म
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Originally Posted by Starman
When I worked in the mental health field sometimes in group therapy patients would sing
and laugh about their disorder. It was and amazing thing to watch. Below is one of the songs
they might sing. The point was to objectify your illness and not take it personally.
BEAUTIFUL HANGUP
(Sung to the tune of Beautiful Dreamer, By Stephen Foster)
Beautiful hang-up, why should we part,
When we have lived our whole lives from the start?
We are so used to taking one course,
Oh what a shame it would be to divorce!
Beautiful hang-up, don’t go away!
Who will befriend me if you don’t stay?
Though you still make me look like a jerk,
Living without you would take so much work!
Living without you would be too much work!
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You PROMISED you would never disclosed my song.
How dare you?
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Happiness is the result of an enlightened mind whereas suffering is caused by a distorted mind.
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23-03-2020, 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted by BigJohn
You PROMISED you would never disclosed my song.
How dare you?
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Hey, its' my song also and millions of others too. |
23-03-2020, 06:02 AM
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Master
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Originally Posted by Starman
Hey, its' my song also and millions of others too. |
..............but I am the one that came up with lyrics.
Just because you sung it with the rest of us doesn't mean you can own it.
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Happiness is the result of an enlightened mind whereas suffering is caused by a distorted mind.
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23-03-2020, 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by BigJohn
..............but I am the one that came up with lyrics.
Just because you sung it with the rest of us doesn't mean you can own it.
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John, chill! You and millions of others came up with the lyrics.
Bet you didn't know that did ya. |
23-03-2020, 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Starman
John, chill! You and millions of others came up with the lyrics.
Bet you didn't know that did ya. |
They didn't let me out ...... so how would I know?
Besides......... you are the chap who 'stole' my chocolates.
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Happiness is the result of an enlightened mind whereas suffering is caused by a distorted mind.
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23-03-2020, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by BigJohn
They didn't let me out ...... so how would I know?
Besides......... you are the chap who 'stole' my chocolates.
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And those chocolates were great; ate them all up,
as you can see they are not there anymore. I've
got another mental health parody song I can post
here called "Whine, whine, whine." |
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