Santa Claus returns bringing gifts

You didn't click on my thread, liar.

Welcome. I'm not apart of this community or maybe I am, you tell me. It's not like we, or is it I? really want to be here, I meet a martian in another life that lead me to you all. I lost my legs you see. Your paying me for this, sacred knowledge isn't cheap. You can pay me on the other side. A debt must be repayed however.

I represent Solomon, ask while you can, my time is short. I pray no one cares about this thread, now go back to sleep, just a crazy fool, no lurkers allowed.

Seekers beware your down the rabbit hole on this one. Call me saint nick not nick. What gift do you want?