Being Jesus Christ

[Serenity69]

On April 9th 2006 I became Jesus Christ...

It was a wonderful spiritual feeling...

This started in the morning, I threw my laptop out of a 10th floor window...

Then security arrived knocking on my door, I answered telling him I didn't care and left my door open...

Going down to the ground floor I left the building with the security person standing still, as if he was in a trance...

Then I headed to the park waiting for the 3 goddesses(Venus, Isis, Aphrodite) to arrive by the lake...

I left when this didn't occur, with some dogs spinning around in joy, knowing I was Jesus Christ...

Going near to a University I went in and threw booklets onto the floor...

Now I went to the back of the University picking up a stick and throwing it into the stream...

I placed a cone in a position aimed at the sky(A Spiritual Transmitter)...

Heading for a fitness centre, I entered going around until I pulled off the wall a picture of God...

Three men threw me out, just like Jesus in the temple...

I did a number of things and came back near to the fitness centre, where the police arrived hand-cuffing me...

As we were heading to the police station, I told them I was Jesus Christ and they changed direction to a mental health centre...

Once we arrived I acted like a girl-child, sitting under a counter...

I was taken to a Ward, in a room which they locked...

After a while I tried some magic(Harry Potter) by aiming at the door which then unlocked itself...

I went to the living area and got hold of a snakes & ladders board game, going to the front door I kept hitting it repeatedly...

They took me to an high dependency ward where I became Jesus Christ again...

One of the patients that went past was John The Baptist, and two nurses who used to be Mother Mary and Mary Magdalene...

I placed my hands on Mother Mary's shoulders, which caused a jolt of spiritual electric energy, causing her to shake...

I did the same with Mary Magdalene...

I said there was going to be a load of coaches, taking everyone in the mental health centre to a special concert in Glastonbury...

Then I used a computer to contact God...

Then trying to turnwater into wine...

A male nurse appeared with pens in his pocket...

I took out a pen which made him slightly angry, as if they were his precious possessions.

Time was strange, it was like someone had cut up the linear tape of time and reassembled them, so time was flowing backwards/forwards/out of order...

Eventually I was giving an injection to calm me down, showing me to a room where I would rest for a while...

I went too sleep, waking around 2 or 3 hours later...

Going into the living area the tv was on showing Songs of Praise, with a choir of children in a golden colour...

I thought that Heaven had descended on Earth...

[charly233]

Originally Posted by Serenity69

On April 9th 2006 I became Jesus Christ...

That's great. Though I am sorry you got caught up with the mental health system.

Just remember that everyone is Christ, not just you.

[Squatchit]

That was captivating to read. Would make a great introduction to a book.