I think this TF journey has lead me to some wonderful and not so wonderful random chit-chats with my self over the time, and they keep me amused to no-end.
While I struggle to see the positives all of the time in the negatives, I usually don’t have much trouble finding some sort of humor in those negatives, and this helps me get through those some bad days. So this, in a way, is a positive anyway.
So, I’m stoked to have my
self to keep
myself entertained some days.
Chit-Chat with Self
I say – “Ohhh dear me, I miss him soooo damn much. I’m going to die!”
She says – “No, no, no, you will be fine. One day at a time and it’ll pass.” “It’s just not today, and I can’t be sure it’ll be tomorrow either.”
I say – “Nope, I’m going to die without him. My heart is in so much pain it actually hurts. It might actually shrivel up to a prune, seeing as it’s got a straw stuck in it. I think something is wrong with me.”
She says – “No, there’s nothing wrong with you...yet. Stop making mountains out of molehills or you might just become a hypochondriac.”
I say – “Ohhh my poor little bleeding heart! I am sooo tired of missing him. I want to torture myself with missingitis just a little bit longer.” I think I’ll just lay down here on the floor - in the middle aisle of the supermarket and cry and die!”
She says – “NO No no. Don’t do that!” Not only will it look odd, you’ll embarrass me, and it’ll be cold on the cold hard floor, and you might get your dress dirty, but also - you might find yourself in the nuthouse when you get up”. Don’t torture yourself and you won’t die. It’s all as it should be.”
I say – “Pffft! As it should be? NO, No, no, it isn’t. I know what I’m talking about. I assure you... I’m gonna die!”
She says – “No, you won’t die.”.... “I assure You! And know this as FACT - because there’s still chocolate cake in the fridge!”
So who else has amusing little chit-chats with themselves in regards to their TF?
Feel free to jump on in and share yours!
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