Time warps

[gravitysrainbow]

I didn't know where to post this thread, but I guess in a way it relates to time travel. Anyway, for the past week I've been experiencing a very frustrating time warp. This has been my last week at my job, and I've noticed that time has slowed down. An hour feels like two, so my eight hour shifts end up feeling like 16 hour shifts! Tasks that usually eat up two hours of my time only eat up an hour. At first, I thought it was funny because I could get all my work done and then sit on the job and read. Everybody was confused on how I'd been the most productive person there and yet I still had the time to read once there was no more work left to be done. However, now it's getting a bit ridiculous.

It doesn't matter when I leave my house to get to work - early or late, I get there on time. It doesn't matter how much I preoccupy myself, or how little I look at the clock - time doesn't go by any faster! Why is this? Am I supposed to be doing something with all this "extra" time?