Conversation with GOD (which ever GOD)
Me: God, thanks for meeting me for coffee.
God: I don't drink that bitter thing. I will have some fruit juice instead.
Me: um... but you created coffee.
God: I created the coffee tree and its bean so it can keep multiply. You guys decided to ground the beans and created the coffee. I don't know why.
Me: well... we like it so I am having a cup.
God: I am busy so let's get to why you want to meet me.
Me: Right.. I have few questions that only you can answer.
God: Ok.. you can ask me anything, after all, I am the GOD, the supreme being, and the creator.
Me: Are you happy being a GOD?
God: I don't have such emotion
Me: But.. you created us to feel and seek happiness, no??
God: I had to give you guys such emotion along with other emotions so you keep living and multiply. Otherwise, you guys may kill yourself prematurely and I have to start all over again in creating human beings. So, there was a logic behind creating those emotions.
Me: Wow.. how about love? Have you ever been in love?
God: Again, I don't have such emotion.
Me: But you love us, don't you?
God: No I never said that I love you. YOU guys think that I love you.
Me: What is the reason behind creating Love, then?
God: Love is created so you have something to live for and mate with each other to keep procreate. It is auto-creation w/o having to create each and everyone myself. Another purpose is to make you to care for all of my creations around you that allow you to continue survive. Also it keeps you guys from killing each other. Anyway, that was my intention. But obviously, based on the results, it is not my best work.
Me: This is my final question. Why do you exist?
God: I question that myself too. It is a hard job that I do. I have to keep create w/o much of guidelines. So, many of my creations actually do not survive or actually are destructive. I have to redo them and make changes non-stop. Not to mention, it is a thankless job w/o any benefits. No vacation. I can not even retire. I often want to tell my creator "Take this job and Shove it"
Me: Thank you very much for your time..
God: Go back and be a human. That is your duty.
Meet your GOD and ask away. Its answers may surprise you.