If you were a god/goddess, how would you prefer to be summoned?

[Volaju]

Originally Posted by creedence

Say my name backwards 3 x in front of a mirror at the witching hour, I'd be that easy ;

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That's just great.

[A human Being]

Originally Posted by creedence

Say my name backwards 3 x in front of a mirror at the witching hour, I'd be that easy ;

You don't mean your username, I'm assuming? Because I've just tried it and it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue

[Clover]

I'd be in the lines of a Goddess of Justice. Your Karma is my pleasure. Do the crime, and we'll see where you head will end up. My men would carry little effigy's of Clovers to show me mad respect before a judicial hearing. Overall, my purpose would be to serve divine cosmic order to the masses, one that encourages people to take responsibility for their actions or face my little beasts.
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The amazing Eyptian Godess, Ma'at. I'll bow to her...

Maat the Egyptian Goddess stood for truth and justice. In fact the name Ma'at means truth in Egyptian. Her followers believed that after death their hearts would be weighed against her white feather of judgement. If the heart weighed the same they would be allowed to cross into the kingdom of Osiris (Paradise). However those that failed the test would be devoured by the crocodile headed God Ammut.

[Unseelie Queen]

Oh, forgot to specify my appearance! I'd have either red or phosphorescent-bluish-white skin, with a jeweled crystal crown (with either ram horns or antlers, or maybe bird skulls) atop a floor-length, red lace mantilla veil. No other clothing-- just black and green gossamer-thin vines wrapped around certain areas. Some facial/body markings too, probably, in a glowing red color. I'd probably have four arms, too, because why not.

I'd also be able to manifest as a a deer, a white wolf, a lioness or a hyena.

[Clover]

Originally Posted by Unseelie Queen

Oh, forgot to specify my appearance! I'd have either red or phosphorescent-bluish-white skin, with a jeweled crystal crown (with either ram horns or antlers, or maybe bird skulls) atop a floor-length, red lace mantilla veil. No other clothing-- just black and green gossamer-thin vines wrapped around certain areas. Some facial/body markings too, probably, in a glowing red color. I'd probably have four arms, too, because why not.

I'd also be able to manifest as a a deer, a white wolf, a lioness or a hyena.

I totally need to see a pic of this, Lol.



Oh yes, animals are very important. I would definitely have red Foxes guarding my temple. *raarr* and a beautiful batch of black siamese cats in my sanctuary. I like the Egypt theme, plus I got the Egyptian feet and wide eyeballs to back it up. May take multiple rides on my chariot to holler at Caesar's palace. I like grapes!



my gawd where I am going with this

[Ciona]

Originally Posted by Clover

I'd be in the lines of a Goddess of Justice....My men would carry little effigy's of Clovers to show me mad respect before a judicial hearing.

Love it and admire it, Cloves! Although this image struck me as funny and cute too so please pardon my giggles

[Clover]

Originally Posted by Sister Moon

Love it and admire it, Cloves! Although this image struck me as funny and cute too so please pardon my giggles

Thanks, I had to get creative. These topics tho' Seelie has quite an impactful imagination

[Unseelie Queen]

Hmmm, no one's going to be Cthulhu? (Because I for one would really like to know what such a being would like in terms of offerings)

Originally Posted by A human Being

Ok, mm-hmm, wine and honey - right got that - ammonite fossils - INteresting! - resin - sure, sure - *scribbles notes furiously*

Must you be so relentlessly adorable, my dear? Really, it's too much - far too much, too much by half, tsk, tsk!


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Um, yeah, anyway! Indian curry for me - I'm a vengeful God but I'm not an especially fussy one And y'know, just whenever, I'll accept your spicy offerings day or night!

Oh! but poppadoms is a deal-breaker! No poppadoms, no Dan!

(Did I miss the point? I feel like I missed the point!)

Shhhh, shh don't go around saying I'm adorable! It'll totally ruin my reputation as a fearsome destroyer goddess!

Wait, what happens if a storm goddess summons a destroyer god? This is beginning to sound quite dangerous. (I mean, we've discussed the possibilities of terrifying chasms and hellmouths opening, disrupting the time continuum, etc... )

[Sugar-n-Spice]

Originally Posted by Unseelie Queen

Resins, night-blooming flowers, wine and honey, rain water, animal bones and ammonite fossils, chocolates and fruit, and candles in excess. (Just FAR too many candles, really.)

OMG I feel summoned just reading this

Originally Posted by Unseelie Queen

For those who could not, I'd accept candy offerings in a forest clearing with the proper music playing--mournful violin sonatas, that kind of thing.

LOLzzzz

Hmm as for me I think I would create a mature Adonis-type voice mail god to screen summons and serve me sparkling apple cider in my crystal chablis goblet (because I can break rules like that ) while simultaneously fanning me with a palm frond fan as I recline on my pink cloud of doom

[Unseelie Queen]

Haha, thank you Clover!
It would be a lot easier if I had a picture; the imagination tends to go into overdrive whilst thinking of these things!

I loooooove the image of black siamese cats lounging around a sanctuary. (they're such gorgeous animals) Animals are very important; besides, they double as messengers and familiars!

Sanctuaries/temples and dwelling places are yet another thing to consider.. Hmmm there are many layers to this, apparently!

My dwelling place would be a cave, most likely. An enormous one with a river running through it (opening into the sea at the entrance), with hanging chandeliers of vines, crystallized bone and tendrils of roses, and of course torches and candelabras everywhere. Ornate carvings on the ceiling, like a honeycomb. White deer and ravens would act as seers and helpers to help me better protect and communicate with the dead. My devotees could enter so long as they serenaded me and brushed my hair.

Oh! And outside of my lair there would be monstrous sirens lounging on the rocks, obviously. To take care of any wandering tourists.

Um.. Oh, right! Summoning! If I'm being truly honest-- anyone could likely summon me by holding a cat in the air and saying "Oh look! It's a cat! Don't you want to come pet the kitty in exchange for helping me curse my ex? Don't you??" it would work every time.