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Old 27-01-2024, 08:27 PM
Vajradhara Vajradhara is offline
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Lord Buddha History Part 2

Something funny about Lord Buddha/Christ/God. Women wanted to talk to me after love play out there. Just like the real thing. Didn’t want to talk after. They would say what's it like being God? He doesn’t know talk. He would say just lay and wait for the next one. He would squeeze their cheeks telling them not to talk. They got angry at him.

He does war dreams just like the real thing. He likes to fight. He is not just some all loving being. He used to do battle’s down here where he fights. He puts on his armor and gets ready. Needs to get out some problems about the first modern day life. Some bad problems that will happen. He used to do fighting tournaments out there. Some big men he had to fight. He lost some. It was fun to him. He lifted weights out there and got ready. Did dips like Max Cady in the Caper Fear scene at the beginning of the movie. It was fun for him. And he lost some and laughed. He was in a heavenly state of mind. Just something to do why he was in bliss/heaven mind.

His whole existence is a game he set up. He was aware of computer games coming up and would play them out there.

He is a sex addict. He once had like 500 women after a battle dream just like the real thing. Long ago there was nothing much to do down here. No food or drink. Having women was fun for him. They all knew who he was and liked having him.
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Old 27-01-2024, 10:55 PM
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Something funny about Lord Buddha/Christ/God. Women wanted to talk to me after love play out there.... They would say what's it like being God? He doesn’t know talk. He would say just lay and wait for the next one. He would squeeze their cheeks telling them not to talk. They got angry at him.
OK...I'm quoting more then 2-3 sentences to ask ...WHAT on earth are you talking about?
I only read the first paragraph! I had to stop and ask.

So far it reads as nonsense.
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Old 28-01-2024, 07:17 PM
Vajradhara Vajradhara is offline
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Hi Miss Hepburn.

Hi Miss Hepburn! I realize some of my posts are out of the ordinary. I like this kind of old wisdom about Buddha/Christ/God. I hope you can have some understanding. I liked your Frederick Lenz/Rama youtube Enlightenment video. That is one of my favorite ones. I will try to get better at stating things are in my opinion. I understand what you mean by that. I see you live in the south west. The desert areas out there are my favorite parts of America. I used to visit the Anza Borrego desert out there. An amazing feeling to feel.

Hope you have a great day!
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