It Must be Love - Farting in the Bedroom

[Lynn]

Hello

It must be love, LOL a

I got up to use the washroom and came back to the bedroom to the worst cloud of gas one could imagine. I said to hubby gee thanks for that....he claimed to be sleeping and goes "Oh did I gas " Tonight he admits that he did...and admitted he did.

The things one has to put up with in the name of love is unreal at times.

Its something we all do yet its something that seems so forbidden to do ? Yet medically it is a healthy thing to do, gets rid of body toxins.

What are your thoughts on your partners short comings ? We just laugh it off. Yet many I know live in far of a fart.

Lynn

Most unfartunate but it happens. I suppose it's one of those taboos; regarded as impolite for 'ladies' who have to hide away to let go. But it's natural. Just a shame that god didn't make it smell like roses.

Even the Queen and the Pope do it.

Someone made a film ages ago - may have been Dali, but if you know of it please leave a link. Around (ostensibly) a dining table is a group of people except they're sitting on commodes talking away or reading a mag. Then comes dinner time. People grab their trays with plates and cutlery then dash off to a row of cubicles, each entering one and bolting the door to eat their food. (If not Dali it fitted with the Dada artists' agenda.)

And what of the BFG (for fans of Roald Dahl.) Whizzpopping! It's a sign of happiness, so says the BFG. Frobscottle helps!


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[AlexPej79]

One time I had a dream that I was farting on someone, not sure who. When I woke up, there was fart smell in the bedroom as well. Good thing I wasn't urinating on someone in my dream.