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Old 21-05-2021, 03:30 PM
flow.alignment flow.alignment is offline
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[Humor] Abraham talking to the chicken who would cross the road

I didn't write this joke - I found it many years ago.

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Chicken:
I'm standing here on the road, next to Col. Sanders and I don't understand why I live in such a world, where things like this happen.

Abe:
You can't know what those chickens were vibrating.
Have you given these thoughts more than 17 seconds attention?
What is it you are WANTING?

Chicken:
I want to cross the road, to get away from this place!

Abe:
So your desire is coming from lack.
You are focusing on what you do not want.
So tell us, what do you want?

Chicken:
I want to avoid becoming crispy breast and drumsticks...

Abe:
You are still thinking about what you do not want.
Have you focus-wheeled?
Can we help you feel a little bit better?
Can we soothe you?

Chicken:
A man with a net is coming this way!

Abe:
Can you find something to appreciate about him?

Chicken:
I pecked his nose!

Abe:
You are pushing against what you do not want!

Chicken:
I'm running across the damned road!

Abe:
You all think you have to DO, but really you just have to vibrate...

Chicken:
I'm across!
I see a big sign – Wendy’s.
I see another man with a net!

Abe:
You are just recreating what is not wanted.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Chicken:
I want love!
I want prosperity!
I want to fit into my size four jeans!
I want a soulmate!

Abe:
Now we're cooking!

Chicken:
That doesn't soothe me...

Abe:
In other words, you are pre-paving, you are lining up your intentions – the universe MUST deliver!

Chicken:
OMG, this man with the net…
We just looked into each other's eyes.
He loves me, I know he does!
He's picking me up.
He's taking me home.
He's buying me a lottery ticket.
My jeans fit.
He has a rooster - my soulmate!
His jeans fit too!

Abe:
Are we complete?

Chicken:
I want to fly like an eagle! I'm vibrating I can fly...

Abe:
All desires fulfilled give rise to new contrast, new rockets of desire. Is this the next logical step?

Chicken:
I'm flying!
I'm soaring over the city!
I’ve transcended my chicken programming!
I’ve changed my beliefs!
I’ve crossed the road on wings!
But I kind of cheated – I'm in a plane.

Abe:
It was a vibrational match - to the universe it is the same.
There is great love here for you.
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Old 22-05-2021, 07:16 AM
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Bizarre!....
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Old 27-02-2024, 07:24 PM
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It is all so simple and easy and effortless.

All we have to do is feel or know the difference between what we want and what we don't want. And then simply enjoy focusing on what you do want and it becomes reality.

I can hardly even call it focus. It's as simple as placing your attention/awareness on something. And holding it there.

But it is something good, so its easy to not only hold our attention there, it is Enjoyable! How much more easy can it get!
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Old 27-02-2024, 08:18 PM
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flow.a.......

THAT was hysterical !!!
Absolutely BRILLIANT!!
Thank you!
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