I wonder if the moon's lonely? It looks kind of lonely and forlorn, all gray. And sometimes, like now, it hides. We could get it a hat, but it'd still have no pockets. JustBe's idea about "jest, joy, and jello" is a good one, especially rainbow jello. Everybody likes rainbows right?
Maybe we need a GoFundMe campaign. Wait. Somebody already did that. Something about ferrying rich folks up there for a party. Are rich folks good at finding flags? They'll probably wear hats and have lots of pockets. Don't know about the rainbows though. They might be too frivolous for rich folk.
Why don't we send clowns instead? They like rainbows, and have really large shoes. Should be good for navigating around those swiss cheese holes.