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Originally Posted by Occultist
Okay it annoys me that if this is a Christian thread that the OP believes Christians is going to hell if the OP doesnt tell them to REPENT
The subject line is "Dont lose your soul to the devil". I would imagine a Christian would know how to do that.
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I don’t like people telling me that either, I remember;
Me dear old mum, she loved the church
She’d be there each day of the week
Working around in its garden
And keeping the church and altar all neat
She’d put vases of flowers everywhere
Yea, she was a bloody gem
But the priest who run the show down there
I weren’t real keen on him
Flamin parasites if you ask me.
But that’s the opinion of only one man
Yet once they know that you’re devoted,
They’ll use you for all they can.
Well…. somehow he must have discovered
That paintin was me trade
And that little church was shockin mate
Needed a paint job really bad.
So he got into me mother’s ear
And she put the pressure on
That slimy little mongrel
Knew I couldn’t refuse me mum
Had me by the short and curlies
Knew I had to do the job,
And do the flaming job for nothing
I wouldn’t get a bob
So I turns up with me paint pot
Me compressor and all me gear
And I asks him if he has the paint
And he says…”Yea, over here.”
Two gallons was all he flaming had
He’s gettin nothin outta me.
So I took that little bit of paint
And thined it down to buggery.
A gallon of thinners to a gallon of paint
And that’s how I sprayed it on
The job looked nice and shiny, hey,
But it weren’t gonna last too long.
Well, a couple of months down the track,
One morning I’m layin here
When I hears this commotion outside of me house
Ever hear them priests when they swear?
Well, he’s standin outside abusing me
You could tell he weren’t no saint
And his words still echo in me ear
“
REPAINT, you thinner,
REPAINT.”…..By S-word
I could totally see Mother Mary thinking that.
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