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Old 07-03-2020, 01:17 AM
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A man got a shovel and started to dig a deep hole and everyone thought he was nuts.

His wife kept saying, why? So he continued to dig and found water.

She had a drink and the water, much to their surprise, was very sweet.

Just like her man, hey nice work sweetie.
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Old 07-03-2020, 03:49 PM
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His wife kept saying, why? So he continued to dig and found water.

SO? not BUT?
He does not listen to his wife, uh?
He also does not communicate with his wife neither. LOL
So, he is a typical man.
I can empathize with his wife's frustration. LOL
I am glad for the happy ending.
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Old 07-03-2020, 09:17 PM
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So he continued to dig, why argue. You are right, you are always right, you are a woman.
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Old 08-03-2020, 02:43 AM
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LOL..
Hilarious... this gender stereotyping.
But there are truth to that.
Women are right because we always are proven to be right.
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Old 08-03-2020, 12:27 PM
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God knows a woman's ways
And God smiled

The devil said let me try
To reason with her

God smiled
Hell be with you.

The woman laughed
I know hell well

Has either of you 7 sons?
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Old 09-03-2020, 12:46 AM
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God and Devil
Where did they come from
Their mothers
Women who gave birth
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Old 09-03-2020, 12:55 AM
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A little bug
I am a little bug
Too small to be seen
Innocent and insignificant
Coasting for millions years
Being unnoticed

Until I attached to a human
Then I was given a name
Suddenly, I am famous
Everybody knows me
All fear me
I am a little bug
Nothing
But a little bug
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Old 09-03-2020, 12:56 AM
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I will worship you if you will just do the dishes bug woman.
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Old 09-03-2020, 01:00 AM
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Noway,
Are you looking for a dishwasher?
Have you heard?
We invented Dish Washer.
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Old 09-03-2020, 01:10 AM
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I do dishes
My son, not so much.

Yes, I could use a dishwasher!

I'm tired of all the dishes...

I'm getting dishpan hands!
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