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Old 03-05-2016, 01:42 AM
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Have you heard this joke before?

Have you heard this joke before?

"For the deaf, moral-focused judge there was so many things unheard of"

This joke was probably made by a schizophrenic that felt accused.

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Old 03-05-2016, 03:22 AM
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i don't recall having heard that joke.
it seems like it needs a cartoon to go with it,
as in the word jumble in the newspaper.
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Old 03-05-2016, 03:26 AM
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That might be a good idea.

The joke is not funny meant, but I can understand one can smile from it :-)
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Old 03-05-2016, 03:29 AM
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Of course I also understand if someone wants to laugh from it, but I hope they see the seriousness...
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Old 03-05-2016, 03:35 AM
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To be honest, I don't understand why one should smile or laugh from it at all.
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Old 03-05-2016, 04:26 AM
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Now I understand why people can smile and laugh about it. They have been abused.
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Old 03-05-2016, 05:48 AM
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Speaking of schizophrenics:

They hate Barbra Streisand and Barry Gibb for singing "Guilty".

Why couldn't they understand that schizophrenics are looking in a mirror spirtually speaking while they look just at some atoms materially speaking.

The duett should have had two different lyrics - one singing "we have nothing to be guilty for" and the other "we have a lot to be guilty for".

Even AC/DC doesn't understand. Why don't they sing "Back in black and white"?
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Old 03-05-2016, 06:05 AM
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heard this one?:

roses are red,
violets are blue,
i'm a schizophrenic,
and so am i
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Old 03-05-2016, 07:08 AM
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why not - and so am eye?
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