[Humor] Abraham talking to the chicken who would cross the road

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I didn't write this joke - I found it many years ago.

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Chicken:
I'm standing here on the road, next to Col. Sanders and I don't understand why I live in such a world, where things like this happen.

Abe:
You can't know what those chickens were vibrating.
Have you given these thoughts more than 17 seconds attention?
What is it you are WANTING?

Chicken:
I want to cross the road, to get away from this place!

Abe:
So your desire is coming from lack.
You are focusing on what you do not want.
So tell us, what do you want?

Chicken:
I want to avoid becoming crispy breast and drumsticks...

Abe:
You are still thinking about what you do not want.
Have you focus-wheeled?
Can we help you feel a little bit better?
Can we soothe you?

Chicken:
A man with a net is coming this way!

Abe:
Can you find something to appreciate about him?

Chicken:
I pecked his nose!

Abe:
You are pushing against what you do not want!

Chicken:
I'm running across the damned road!

Abe:
You all think you have to DO, but really you just have to vibrate...

Chicken:
I'm across!
I see a big sign – Wendy’s.
I see another man with a net!

Abe:
You are just recreating what is not wanted.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Chicken:
I want love!
I want prosperity!
I want to fit into my size four jeans!
I want a soulmate!

Abe:
Now we're cooking!

Chicken:
That doesn't soothe me...

Abe:
In other words, you are pre-paving, you are lining up your intentions – the universe MUST deliver!

Chicken:
OMG, this man with the net…
We just looked into each other's eyes.
He loves me, I know he does!
He's picking me up.
He's taking me home.
He's buying me a lottery ticket.
My jeans fit.
He has a rooster - my soulmate!
His jeans fit too!

Abe:
Are we complete?

Chicken:
I want to fly like an eagle! I'm vibrating I can fly...

Abe:
All desires fulfilled give rise to new contrast, new rockets of desire. Is this the next logical step?

Chicken:
I'm flying!
I'm soaring over the city!
I’ve transcended my chicken programming!
I’ve changed my beliefs!
I’ve crossed the road on wings!
But I kind of cheated – I'm in a plane.

Abe:
It was a vibrational match - to the universe it is the same.
There is great love here for you.