The Embarrassing moments Thread

[dream jo]

yep wev all bean ther i hav dropin ,my new fone in tolett famly wear tryn 2 fon me
my sistr dropt a cassee of bear ohtr day all bear gon all ovr her
o rhears 1 for emasin 1 i asktt man is he takin his mom for meal trund ort 2 be his wif she wz few yrs yngr thn him but she lookt a lo toldr thm him she did
or tim i had gas i need 2 let 1 go i did but a man cam behnd me wors bit wz it wz a bad smelllly 1
wev all dun stuff lk omg i will not do it agan if we can hlp it

Originally Posted by dream jo

yep wev all bean ther i hav dropin ,my new fone in tolett famly wear tryn 2 fon me
my sistr dropt a cassee of bear ohtr day all bear gon all ovr her
o rhears 1 for emasin 1 i asktt man is he takin his mom for meal trund ort 2 be his wif she wz few yrs yngr thn him but she lookt a lo toldr thm him she did
or tim i had gas i need 2 let 1 go i did but a man cam behnd me wors bit wz it wz a bad smelllly 1
wev all dun stuff lk omg i will not do it agan if we can hlp it

LOL.... What are you like?....some good ones there Jo...oh my goodness... Thinking it was his mother lol....and you passing smelly wind?.. surely not...!!

[dream jo]

Originally Posted by Elfin

LOL.... What are you like?....some good ones there Jo...oh my goodness... Thinking it was his mother lol....and you passing smelly wind?.. surely not...!!

yep windd 1 wz olny on wed lol just 2 get in 2 2 tran stason 2 get me hom wen i let 1 go gezzzzzzzzzim pld it wz a qite 1 not a lod 1 thn sum 1 got behnd bend me lol iv a lot mor meersin1 s i do we all hav

[dream jo]

hears anor 1 i remr askin a a ovr wate lady wen babyss duee she wz not pregnt justt very ovr wate

Originally Posted by dream jo

yep windd 1 wz olny on wed lol just 2 get in 2 2 tran stason 2 get me hom wen i let 1 go gezzzzzzzzzim pld it wz a qite 1 not a lod 1 thn sum 1 got behnd bend me lol iv a lot mor meersin1 s i do we all hav

LOL... It's hilarious, but so so SO embarrassing when there's only you and one other person there.... I had a business meeting in my shop once , took him into the office... And it started . I was dropping them about 2 minutes.. meeting went on for an hour!!....And they were foul !!! Even I couldn't stand them..and you can usually stand your own wind... But I was just so embarrassed.. in the end I tried to blame it on the drains LOL....

[BigJohn]

One of my most embarrassing moments did not involve me. I was a 'spectator'.

I was in a large government building's waiting room, waiting for my number to be called.

Across from me was a tall, heavy set Swede who claimed he was an Engineer. The chap got up and went over to the Security Guard and asked for where the restrooms where. The guard had no idea what he was talking about. English was not the Security Guard's native language.

The chap continued different ways to communicate. Finally he resorted to asking the place where you can smoke a cigarette.

Now picture the big, tall, heavy set Swede going up and down on his toes, right fist closed with the thumb stuck out at his pant's zipper height saying "Smoke!, Smoke!, Smoke!"

The Security Guard took one look at him and hurriedly left!


I looked, and everybody in the room was looking at the wall opposite of him.... even his wife was.

Smoke in that language oral sex.

[dream jo]

remdss me of a tim i cort gott cortt nededd tolett it a pawtyy me famly wear invitedd 2
i dashhtt to toleettt gon in to cubicalll thn did wot i had 2 do lft cunicall 2 ,y hooorerss i wz in menss
wen i ran in i did not checkkkk did wors bit wz ther wz a man havina wee in unrinlss he wz i saw evry thng i dnt wish w 1 of us wz emrased
2 top it all off tur d man wz dj for pawwrtyy i wz at
or shammmm i had all nite

[BigJohn]

Originally Posted by dream jo

yep wev all bean ther i hav dropin ,my new fone in tolett famly wear tryn 2 fon me
my sistr dropt a cassee of bear ohtr day all bear gon all ovr her
o rhears 1 for emasin 1 i asktt man is he takin his mom for meal trund ort 2 be his wif she wz few yrs yngr thn him but she lookt a lo toldr thm him she did
or tim i had gas i need 2 let 1 go i did but a man cam behnd me wors bit wz it wz a bad smelllly 1
wev all dun stuff lk omg i will not do it agan if we can hlp it

LOL!........

[BigJohn]

Originally Posted by dream jo

remdss me of a tim i cort gott cortt nededd tolett it a pawtyy me famly wear invitedd 2
i dashhtt to toleettt gon in to cubicalll thn did wot i had 2 do lft cunicall 2 ,y hooorerss i wz in menss
wen i ran in i did not checkkkk did wors bit wz ther wz a man havina wee in unrinlss he wz i saw evry thng i dnt wish w 1 of us wz emrased
2 top it all off tur d man wz dj for pawwrtyy i wz at
or shammmm i had all nite

I do not know how many times I have accidentally used the ladies restrooms.

At one restaurant, I would always use the restroom before eating. After about 1/2 year, I noticed I had been using the ladies restroom. So I went and used the men's bathroom. That place was discussing! I went back using the ladies bathroom and nobody every said a word!

Originally Posted by BigJohn

I do not know how many times I have accidentally used the ladies restrooms.

At one restaurant, I would always use the restroom before eating. After about 1/2 year, I noticed I had been using the ladies restroom. So I went and used the men's bathroom. That place was discussing! I went back using the ladies bathroom and nobody every said a word!

...Maybe that's because of your long hair.... They maybe just thought you were a very "butch" woman...LOL....