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09-04-2012, 07:03 PM
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Oh Solace.....that's just so sweet - it made me smile
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09-04-2012, 07:09 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by amy green
Oh Solace.....that's just so sweet - it made me smile
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Thanks Amy Your smile made me smile lol. I enjoyed reading yours too, especially the boy/grandma one... it was so funny!
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"you know that you have found your passion when your love for it overrides any fear to attain it..."-Solace
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11-04-2012, 09:15 PM
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Just heard another one:-
When an uncle asked his young nephew, "can I have a hug?"
the boy pauses then says, nonchalantly "mmm maybe Tuesday"
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12-04-2012, 01:38 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2012
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Thank you Amy! What a great thread. I can't stop laughing.
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25-04-2012, 12:49 PM
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Just recalled an incident that occurred with my young niece in Italy.
We came across a statue of the Virgin Mary on a corner. She looked solemnly upon this. Then, pointing her finger, she declared "Jesus died here.!
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12-05-2012, 07:04 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Over the Rainbow
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When my daughter was about three, we took her to the movies. The theatre got dark and right before they were going to start the previews, a voice came over the loudspeaker and asked the patrons to please be quiet during the show and that "silence is golden". In the silence after the announcement, my daughter piped up. "Was that God?" and everyone burst out laughing.
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29-08-2012, 08:58 PM
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(From a thread on another site on "funny things children say")
When my daughter was about four we went to visit relatives for Sunday lunch.
The meal included mushy peas and my daughter was eyeing them up suspiciously.
Her Uncle said to her...."do you not like peas?"
"Yes", she said...."but not in that state!"
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15-09-2012, 09:25 AM
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On the subject of love....
"A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and diseases together." -- Marlon, age 10
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don't get up for at least an hour." -- Wendy, age 8
"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food." -- Brad, age 8
"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." -- Eddie, age 6
"Don't forget your wife's name. That will mess up the love." -- Erin, age 8
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17-09-2012, 12:49 PM
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When I called home one day, my six year old son answered the phone. "Hello," he said, panting a little. I said, "Hi, Nick. Wow, you sound out of breath." He replied, "No, I have more."
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17-09-2012, 12:59 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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My grandson (3 yrs old) and I play every day. Mostly we play imaginary type games where we have powers to feeze each others or melt each other. It's so much fun.
Anyways, the funniest thing he does is if we are playing sword fight and I find a stick longer then his, he freezes me, takes my stick out of my hand, puts his smaller one in my hand and then un-freezes me.....lol
I always act surprised that my stick got smaller and he gets a real kick out of that...lol
The other thing he does, if I am too tired to play, he comes over and makes this noise while sending energy rays from his eyes into me. He says 'I gave you emergy cranpa'.
Works every time..........lol
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