Here goes with "silly me ".... Because sometimes we have just "GOT" to be silly.....!


......YOUNG MORRIS......

Master Morris Hogurt COULD
Not stop drinking milk........
He drank it morning noon and night ..
He said "It tastes like silk" .
He drank ten pints for breakfast..
For lunch he drank some more,
And by the time he went to bed ,
He'd guzzled 24.
His parents said "It's good for him........
He'll grow quite big and strong".
Oh Silly , silly, parents,
They could not be more wrong.
'Twas on a glorious summers day
that Morris felt quite lazy.
He went to lay down on the grass...
The sun was hot and hazy.
He lay out for an hour.
Then one hour more.
His mother shouted out to him,
She shouted from the door.
"Morris dear .....it's Milkie time ......
Come in and have your drink ".
Morris didn't make a move ,
He'd drunk his last , I think !
Morris could not shift at all.
It really was no fun.
His body was so full of milk
He'd curdled in the sun.
Poor old Morris Hogurt,
Had turned into a yogurt ................