My favourite line so far (from this show) is...
Max and Paddy and the...ahem...small....football fans coming to their club.
Max says (as they both squint)..."How far away are they?"
I adored Phoenix Nights. The guy who wore the facepaint for the rest of the series...oh my goodness.
Wish I'd seen Michael Parkinson's last show - it looked hilarious. Peter Kay took orange cordial in the presence of David Attenborough, Michael Caine, Billy Connolly and David Beckham. What brilliance! A hero.
Oh boy, I've got my Peter Kay hat on tonight...
