Ok, I'll play. Wasn't going to cuz there are too many.
This one's weird, tho, cuz after that the guy was kinda scared to be around me. (My fault, cuz I don't blurt things out!)
It goes like this, 'Mike' says, 'Ya know, those things you use to squeeze to help with anxiety?"
I go, "Oh, you got yourself a Rosary?" He freaks, "Did I tell you that?'
No.
I immediately grab a pencil and right 'Lav' and set it down.
I ask, "What color is it?"
Mike, "Like a pink."
You have it?
He pulls it out, it's as lavender as lavender can be.
I show him the paper.
And he really gets freaked: 'Are you reading my mind now?!"
I apologized, saying, 'I am so sorry, I don't usually blurt these things out.'
Lesson learned...I still feel terrible about it.
Ya just can't do that.
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Through delusion you are perceiving yourself as a bundle of flesh and bones, which at best is a nest of troubles.
Meditate unceasingly, that you may quickly behold yourself as the Infinite Essence, free from every form of misery. ~Paramahansa's Guru's Guru.
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