View Single Post
  #5  
Old 29-09-2021, 09:55 AM
Miss Hepburn Miss Hepburn is offline
Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Southwest, USA
Posts: 25,098
  Miss Hepburn's Avatar
Ok, I'll play. Wasn't going to cuz there are too many.
This one's weird, tho, cuz after that the guy was kinda scared to be around me. (My fault, cuz I don't blurt things out!)
It goes like this, 'Mike' says, 'Ya know, those things you use to squeeze to help with anxiety?"
I go, "Oh, you got yourself a Rosary?" He freaks, "Did I tell you that?'
No.
I immediately grab a pencil and right 'Lav' and set it down.
I ask, "What color is it?"
Mike, "Like a pink."
You have it?
He pulls it out, it's as lavender as lavender can be.
I show him the paper.
And he really gets freaked: 'Are you reading my mind now?!"
I apologized, saying, 'I am so sorry, I don't usually blurt these things out.'
Lesson learned...I still feel terrible about it.
Ya just can't do that.
__________________

.
*I'll text in Navy Blue when I'm speaking as a Mod. :)


Prepare yourself for the coming astral journey of death by daily riding in the balloon of God-perception.
Through delusion you are perceiving yourself as a bundle of flesh and bones, which at best is a nest of troubles.
Meditate unceasingly, that you may quickly behold yourself as the Infinite Essence, free from every form of misery. ~Paramahansa's Guru's Guru
.


Reply With Quote