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Zane Mitchell......Drunk on a Boat: The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise.
What would you do if your ex got abducted? Remember, she's an ex for a reason.
So let's assume you hate them from the depths of your soul. Line up the tequila shots, right?
Not your problem?
Now stay with me for a second. What if you were the ONLY person who could save their life? Then would you save them? We are talking about another human being's life, after all.
Now, imagine you have seven million dollars in your bank account. Sweet, right?
It's seven million dollars or your ex's life.
This is a judgment-free zone. Be honest. You'd keep the seven million dollars. Am I right? Yeah, me too.
So, I'm Drunk, I hate my ex., And I have seven million dollars in my bank account. You do the math.
Word to the wise...while this story can stand on its own two feet, it'll make more sense if you start with the first book, Drunk on a Plane.
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Yes I Am a Pirate! 200 years too late....the cannons don't thunder...there's nothing to plunder...I'm an over 40 victim of fate!
Maybe we're all here because we ain't all there????
If you're lucky enough to have been born in TEXAS....you're lucky enough!
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