Beats me lol. Why am I not enlightened? Maybe we’re all enlightened we just haven’t realised it yet! Or maybe I drink and gamble too much to be enlightened
I drink fresh cream out of the carton too. Also, I think when you’re enlightened there’s this rule...you’re not allowed to order a large donner meat and battered chips on Uber Eats then eat the lot with a big bottle of coke. I do that a lot. Naughty.
I did shave my head a couple of months back. Somebody called me a “dyke.” Charming. I said...”so what?” They shut up about it lol.
I don’t like wearing orange tho. It’s not a good colour on me unless I’ve got a tan.
I don’t like boring food. That’s my excuse. I’m a hedonist. My signature on here should be...”Whatever you’re looking for in the fridge...I ATE IT.”