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Overheard in a shopping centre - parent to sulky child..."now what's the magic word?" "now!"
When asked what Santa gave him for Christmas, the child replied "bugger all". It was actually Buckeroo!
Young children put on a nativity play at their school. Enter the 3 wise men, overdressed.
"I bring you gold!"
"I bring you myrrh"
The 3rd wise men looked flustered, held out the gift and said "and Frank sent this!"
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