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I'm here because of a tinned-food threat to my person.
Just want to get this out of the way first: Messi is the GOAT and CR7 is in fact a runway model. Also, Wayne Rooney is my hero: clean-shaven, bearded, balding, hair plugs -- doesn't matter. And Victoria Beckham's a good sport for admitting that Rolls Royce thing. BTW have you seen that statue prank James Corden pulled on David? YouTube gold.
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