Why I'm not enlightened
 

Beats me!

I've studied philosophy,
written it,
sung chants
meditated,
been nice to folks
spoken the truth
bathed in the Ganges
communed with nature
met fairies, angels,saints
prayed for others
been silent
loved
shared
been grateful
am loved by millions

So how come I'm not enlightened-fully realized yet ?
Visited by Babajji?
On Oprah?

What's YOUR excuse, rationalization, sad story?

Or are you drinking buddies with Ekhardt,, Ram Dass, Mooji ? And on Jesus's , Buddha's speed dial. :grommit:


This is a fun thread, if it's not obvious.

I refused the head shave, because my ears stick out..but I am contemplating ear pinning to get around that one..^_^

My excuse is that EVERYONE ELSE keeps making me angry. If it wasn't for everyone else then I wouldn't get angry. Darn people, keeping me from enlightenment. :smile:

I had a dream a while back where I was good friends with Eckhart, was awesome! He's a great guy in the non flesh.

It's all their FAULT!!!!!!

:dontknow:

It's my life. The way it is. If it wasn't for my life I could find enlightenment, no problems :)

You're right this life and other people!!!
:disgust:


Well, and refusing to shave your head....

Didn't eat my cornflakes the other day :icon_frown:

Maybe you ARE enlightened then, i.e. as to cornflakes having a high salt content (who knew?) :icon_eek: :icon_scratch: :icon_puke_r: :sad3:

I've been waiting for everybody else to be ready too.
Are we there yet?