Its All Retarded
 

You reach a point when you see
It's all retarded

Your Neighbors
Retarded

Your Boss
Retarded

Your Enemies
Retarded

Your friends
Retarded

Your dog
Retarded

Your Guru
Retarded

Look at the world
It's all retarded

So what do you do?

Laugh
A retarded laugh

Knowing...

It has nothing to do

With you....

For those who see
You are not retarded.

Hahaha! :biggrin:

Humour has a life
As a poem
Has an ear...

My dear friend.

Love is a good thing...

True love is not retarded

I do seem to have one cherished friend.

All retarded
But the dog

I'm talking about the 4 legged creature
Not the neighbor

Has become more aware
Than his own master

Overloaded with products
Overspilling of trash

The dog, that under-evolved
That can't even speak

Now knows more about hygiene
Than the soap creators

The dog, that under-evolved
In the house of the depraved
In the kingdom of the drunkards
Has become the only one awaken

They look at the monkey
I'm talking about that guy
Not the animal at the zoo
Or the enslaved watching the door

They bark at him
They laugh at him
They rob him
They rape him

And the only one still aware
Who saw all of that
The Dog, the 4 legged angel
Hey he's a dog, a real dog

He doesn't give a damn, man!
He's a dog!
They're all sleeping dead in hell
Waking up only to numb themselves

Just once more, just once more ...
They are all ... Morts

Hehe very nice!

Monkeys laugh
Did you know that?

Primates laugh
As some rodents do too

Rats laugh
I very high pitched squeal

Unheard to human ears

You can tickle a rat
And it will laugh

You can't tickle a dog
Or a cat

But dogs like a good petting
And Cats a back scratch

Purrrrr.

What gets you purring...

Me, a good vintage glass of wine

Good friends

And life!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F02id1zKcXI

The word retarded is SO politically incorrect!

Very cool :)
I forgot the kids in my verses, but the dog I'd met that day inspired me!!

Indeed it is Miss Hepburn!

I know,....

Sorry for my ignorance, forgive me.

If I used stupid, or brainless, or idiots, I guess it might have been more with the times... hmmm, idiots might be all wrong too.

What would you substitute?

Maybe it's just all wrong! I was truly just poking fun at myself, truly.

Ya know this is the punch line, I was put in a class in grade 4 for people with "special needs", Lol. Back then they did not know what autism is.

It's all wrong no matter how you dress it up...

I much prefer non-neurotypical, makes me kinda special eh, what ya doing tonight?

The brain is not the same in all heads
Like there are many faces
There are many brains
The brain behind the face
The face in front of the brain
People need to see
The brain and the face
Before they put you
In your place
The compassionate eye
It's wisdom
And kind
I try to avoid
Retards!

Love and Hugs Miss H. Truly.