I Made Out With An Orb!

[Simon Karlos]

I'm sorry, my friends. I really don't want to talk about it... I was intoxicated!

[Merlin6]

I'll have what he's having.

[Mind's Eye]

Can you set me up with its sister?

[Simon Karlos]

I'll have what he's having.

LOL! (Sounds like a reference to "When Harry Met Sally." Hehe.)

[Simon Karlos]

Can you set me up with its sister?

Great question! I don't even know the "gender" of the orb I made out with! I just know that had the hugest orb-gasm I've ever had in my life!
Darn, now look! I done gave you some details! You tricky son-of-a!

But I did hear that my orb DOES have a sister, and that (whispering now), she's easy. But shhh! I'll hook u up, bro! Nothin' better than some orb-luvin.' (I hope they don't EDIT this thread...!)

[Mind's Eye]

I've heard it said that once you have an orb you'll never go back...

[BlueSky]

I've heard it said that once you have an orb you'll never go back...

LOL You really should consider becoming a comedian! LOL :D

Thanks for the laughs!

[Simon Karlos]

I've heard it said that once you have an orb you'll never go back...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Silver]

LOL You really should consider becoming a comedian! LOL :D

Thanks for the laughs!

Mmm yes, why are you wasting your precious time on these boardes?!

{...and why is it everytime I see one of your new threads, I moan, Oh NOooo! Don't you DARE take that the wrong way!}
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[Simon Karlos]

Mmm yes, why are you wasting your precious time on these boardes?!

{...and why is it everytime I see one of your new threads, I moan, Oh NOooo! Don't you DARE take that the wrong way!}
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Hiiiii! WhiteShaman quoted The Sphinx up there as the "comedian." :color:

[Silver]

Hiiiii! WhiteShaman quoted The Sphinx up there as the "comedian." :color:

Well, I think we're surrounded!:icon_eek: :wink:

[BlueSky]

I wonder what their kids will look like? lol

[Solace733]

hmmm ponders....

[spirit72]

Call 999 tell them you have been accosted by a spirit, they may want to see the bottle as evidence though:D

[Simon Karlos]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You folks are hilariously awesome! Thanks for humoring me in this thread! Deep love and appreciation. :hug3:

[Simon Karlos]

When we made out and it was getting heavy, the orb abruptly stopped me and asked, "Do you have protection?" I then replied, "Well, what do you want me to do, put up a 'shield of white light' around my....."

[abikisses]

:angel12: all that I need to say...

[Simon Karlos]

:angel12: all that I need to say...

I hear that. :D