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[hallow]

https://journeyintothespectrum.wordp...-women-babble/ just a funny little article.

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[BigJohn]

Originally Posted by JosephineBloggs

Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant, in which case me will eat cookie - cookie Monster

The early bird gets the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese.

You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.

You certainly can polish a turd - I do it all the time........ I do it all the time!

For me, it all started when I was once a big dinosaur and pooped a lot.
After 70 million years, my poop became petrified - hard as a rock.

In this lifetime I have been collecting my petrified poop and in some cases I even polish it.

The moral of the story is: a lot of people claim they are trying to get their
s*** together, but in reality, I think I am the only one that is doing that.

Excuse me, I got to go and polish some more......

[JosephineB]

Originally Posted by BigJohn

You certainly can polish a turd - I do it all the time........ I do it all the time!

For me, it all started when I was once a big dinosaur and pooped a lot.
After 70 million years, my poop became petrified - hard as a rock.

In this lifetime I have been collecting my petrified poop and in some cases I even polish it.

The moral of the story is: a lot of people claim they are trying to get their
s*** together, but in reality, I think I am the only one that is doing that.

Excuse me, I got to go and polish some more......

That's excellent

Any chance of a picture of this shiny ****

[BigJohn]

Originally Posted by JosephineBloggs

That's excellent

Any chance of a picture of this shiny ****

I got a whole lot of them. Which one are you interesting in seeing?

......I guess you never thought you would actually meet a person who REALLY is trying to get their s*** together, am I right?

[Pastthemirror]

What do you call it when someone uses their astral form to check on how a male friend’s date is going?

Astral Brojection.

What do you call it when the woman on said date finds out and cuts the date short because of it?

Astral rejection.

[Pastthemirror]

One of my larger friends consulted the spirits of long dead fashionistas on finding her style. Unfortunately, everything they recommended was only available in medium.

What do divination experts use to hoover the carpets? A runeba.

I knew a lycanthrope once who went to schools to try and prevent kids taking drugs. He was a DAREwolf.

I went to a fortune teller once who got out a bunch of butters. I asked her “what’s this for” and she said “they’re my tarot lards”

[JosephineB]

Originally Posted by BigJohn

I got a whole lot of them. Which one are you interesting in seeing?

......I guess you never thought you would actually meet a person who REALLY is trying to get their s*** together, am I right?

It's gonna have to be the shiniest and biggest I think John

And, yes, people with their **** together are a rarity for sure

[JosephineB]

Originally Posted by Pastthemirror

One of my larger friends consulted the spirits of long dead fashionistas on finding her style. Unfortunately, everything they recommended was only available in medium.

What do divination experts use to hoover the carpets? A runeba.

I knew a lycanthrope once who went to schools to try and prevent kids taking drugs. He was a DAREwolf.

I went to a fortune teller once who got out a bunch of butters. I asked her “what’s this for” and she said “they’re my tarot lards”

I think you have the most apt jokes for this forum!

[Pastthemirror]

Originally Posted by JosephineBloggs

I think you have the most apt jokes for this forum!

After fifteen years of humour based coping/defence mechanisms, I have a whole nuclear arsenal of this stuff. My thirdIpad is low on battery right now though.