Who'll Have the Last Word?

[Kaere]

Originally Posted by Buzz

Obviously I am forced to take that line in order to avoid prosecution.......but what happens by the light of the refridgerator is no one's business except for myself and my little orange buddies....

And the lime jello. Honestly, you men...

Originally Posted by Kaere

I'm not sure doing that with orange juice is legal...

Especially when it involves a duck!!!
(Maybe only Buzz will get this reference - re. posts on another thread "Who's Getting Fed Up of SF?")

In this day and age and with the amount of information on offer, I find it hard to imagine how anyone can be shocked that men are finding enjoyment and satisfaction with fresh produce and frozen goods....you guys should be happy that we are prepared to spend more time in the Supermarket!!!!

[Kaere]

Originally Posted by Buzz

In this day and age and with the amount of information on offer, I find it hard to imagine how anyone can be shocked that men are finding enjoyment and satisfaction with fresh produce and frozen goods....you guys should be happy that we are prepared to spend more time in the Supermarket!!!!

Yeah, we'd be happy about that if y'all weren't forever coming home with bruised produce

Originally Posted by Kaere

Yeah, we'd be happy about that if y'all weren't forever coming home with bruised produce

...think of it as tenderizing!!!!

There is a knack/skill to getting fresh produce. When it comes to fresh fruit and veg that are stacked on crates, I invariably lift up the top crate to reach for the fresher produce in the crate below! Never see anyone else do this....also reach for goods at the back of a line, e.g. milk for longer shelf life.

[Uma]

The last word in an English dictionary is
zyzzyva, a South American weevil that tends to infect plants.
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/The_last-w...ish-dictionary

[Silver]

Originally Posted by amy green

There is a knack/skill to getting fresh produce. When it comes to fresh fruit and veg that are stacked on crates, I invariably lift up the top crate to reach for the fresher produce in the crate below! Never see anyone else do this....also reach for goods at the back of a line, e.g. milk for longer shelf life.

I've done that too - pick stuff from behind the front one on the shelf - and after a while, I thought gee, what if a couple of people before me did the same thing?




Nice try Uma~*

Originally Posted by Silvergirl

That's why I love it so much. This joke can be pictured in so many ways. The way I picture it is that he was asleep one night, heard a noise, got up, got his gun, and when he felt something move in his pajamas, he looked down the neck of his pajamas, he saw the elephant in there with him! Then, it's even funnier because he's trying to hold the rifle down the neck of his pajamas in order to shoot the elephant!

So are you saying midnight elephant is similar to morning wood, or is that just me thinking this?
My money is on that it's just me thinking this.

[Silver]

Originally Posted by Mountain-Goat

So are you saying midnight elephant is similar to morning wood, or is that just me thinking this?
My money is on that it's just me thinking this.

Ahem, that would be a resounding NO, M-G! I - don't - think like that!

It's a real elephant - but it's all a silly punny joke that Groucho Marx delivered so fabulously. I guess you had to be there.
Hi Buzz