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Old 10-04-2017, 12:25 PM
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Old 10-04-2017, 08:17 PM
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Rejection letter from NASA

My daughter and I laugh so much together and often send each other funny videos, quotes and pictures.

She read this out to me and we both nearly died laughing! I can't help but laugh every time I read this

http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content...sa-620x610.jpg

Even the accompanying picture is hilarious
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Old 10-04-2017, 09:41 PM
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^^^ Nice one. How about this?

https://www.totaljobs.com/insidejob/...ht-refusal.jpg


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Old 11-04-2017, 09:55 AM
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I bought my 3yr old nephew a jigsaw for his birthday.
The stupid little idiot has cut 2 fingers off.
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Old 13-04-2017, 06:39 AM
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What do they call a rainy-day motorcycle?

A Smart car. (tiny American car)

What do they call disconnected-connections?

A Smart phone.
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Old 13-04-2017, 06:45 AM
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Old 13-04-2017, 01:06 PM
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A Park Service employee at Glacier National Park was fired when he answered a woman's question. She asked what all the white stuff on the mountails was. He told her, "Angel S**t lady."
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Old 13-04-2017, 01:50 PM
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Out with a trio of little men today. We came upon a humorous magician, who opened up the connection with a knock knock ?The kids all asked him who's there? Her replied. Europe. They asked Europe who? He looked down sternly at all three and replied. "I am not, that's so not nice!" They all looked at him with puzzled faces and quickly responded. "What do you mean?" I said. Say again slowly with me... "Youreapooh"..they all went Ah I see..lol. Then we did some tricks with him, which had us all fooled this time, but it was so much fun with a warm and passionate entertainer.. What a fun day out it was. :)
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Old 13-04-2017, 06:28 PM
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but catscan.
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