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Old 30-06-2014, 09:07 PM
Mathew James Mathew James is offline
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id ask him for an arm wrestle and let him think hes winning then do fajin explosive strike on dragon mouth point on his hand thereby inapacitating him, nick his throne and get out of dodge, so if you know of anyone who's in the market, a nods as good as a wink to a blind unicorn;)

The only issue with that is God would know what you are thinking, and God would do the move on you first.


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Old 30-06-2014, 11:50 PM
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I think I would ask him how to bring about change for those who are suffering. Whats the best, most efficient , way to get them them the help they need. :)

Also I would thank him for another day in this beautiful place he created and I would ask him to bless us all, give us what we need and keep us all on our paths. I pray this every night and would love to ask directly :)
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Old 01-07-2014, 12:44 AM
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I would wiggle my bottom.
Ooooh, Squatchit! And what kind of question would THAT be? LOL

What do you think God would do back? You gotta admit, that would be a pretty tempting target ... just sayin'!
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Old 01-07-2014, 12:45 AM
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And today -- after four days of solid rain in my part of the world which has unleashed storms of mosquitoes - it is so soggy I hear "squishing" sounds in my dreams, for pity's sakes -- I'd ask, "Why God, did you ever, EVER conceive of creating such pestilence??"
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Old 01-07-2014, 12:50 AM
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I would ask if I could have a time out, please and thank you.

Or cake.
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Old 01-07-2014, 01:53 AM
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I'd ask God to lend me the Grace to see Grace in anything that comes my way.
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Old 01-07-2014, 08:12 AM
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Ooooh, Squatchit! And what kind of question would THAT be? LOL

What do you think God would do back? You gotta admit, that would be a pretty tempting target ... just sayin'!

I'd probably get smoted pretty bad.
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Old 01-07-2014, 08:52 AM
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The only issue with that is God would know what you are thinking, and God would do the move on you first.


mj

yeah? well you tell him from me, anytime!! and bring some arch angels as back up. flippin god lol *mutters to self* take him any day
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