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04-12-2019, 03:15 AM
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I tried to escape the matrix so I built this hut in the wilderness and lived there with some chickens. We were never short of grain. A tiny little mouse got wind of this and one night I was at that "not asleep, not awake zone when you just wake up".
So in my dreams theres someone just entering the hut saying to others "over here, its over here". As I awoke there was three mice in the hut with the one leading the other occassionally looking round as if to show them where the grain was.
This was the first time I realised animals spoke english, albeit its muffled but if you can pick up on subtle energies you can even have prayer sessions with them, but go easy, wild animals have some tricks up their sleeve that would make a corporate executive blush.
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06-12-2019, 08:50 PM
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@John, is Dino constipated, no shiny **** picture yet!
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06-12-2019, 09:49 PM
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Location: अनुगृहितोऽस्म
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Originally Posted by JosephineBloggs
@John, is Dino constipated, no shiny **** picture yet!
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The picture is too big to post!
I was thinking of grinding it up and selling it as an aphrodisiac.
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06-12-2019, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by BigJohn
The picture is too big to post!
I was thinking of grinding it up and selling it as an aphrodisiac. |
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08-12-2019, 12:00 AM
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JosephineBloggs,
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I salute the Divinity in you.
....and this is how you do it? 
The juxtaposition of your signature and your humorous reaction to BigJohn's post with the picture above just cracked me up!!
I know it was unintentional, but it just made my day!! 
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“Why, that’s true! I am a perfect, unlimited gull!” Jonathan opened his eyes asking, "Where are we?” The Elder Chiang said, “We’re on some planet with a green sky and a double star for a sun.” Jonathan made a scree of delight. “IT WORKS!" “Well, of course it works, Jon,” said Chiang. “It always works, when you know what you’re doing." (and even when you don't)
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08-12-2019, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by guthrio
JosephineBloggs,
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I salute the Divinity in you.
....and this is how you do it?
The juxtaposition of your signature and your humorous reaction to BigJohn's post with the picture above just cracked me up!!
I know it was unintentional, but it just made my day!! |
 Yes! Now you mention it. Glad it tickled you. I still feel a bit Kopi luwak was bad enough
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08-12-2019, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by JosephineBloggs
Yes! Now you mention it. Glad it tickled you. I still feel a bit Kopi luwak was bad enough |
....hope you feel better soon! 
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“Why, that’s true! I am a perfect, unlimited gull!” Jonathan opened his eyes asking, "Where are we?” The Elder Chiang said, “We’re on some planet with a green sky and a double star for a sun.” Jonathan made a scree of delight. “IT WORKS!" “Well, of course it works, Jon,” said Chiang. “It always works, when you know what you’re doing." (and even when you don't)
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09-12-2019, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by lemongrass_
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Lemongrass, My cat even talks back to me if I complain about having to clean up her litter box....
After she pops me upside the head, she says "You want a fresh one??????"
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“Why, that’s true! I am a perfect, unlimited gull!” Jonathan opened his eyes asking, "Where are we?” The Elder Chiang said, “We’re on some planet with a green sky and a double star for a sun.” Jonathan made a scree of delight. “IT WORKS!" “Well, of course it works, Jon,” said Chiang. “It always works, when you know what you’re doing." (and even when you don't)
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09-12-2019, 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Anala
Oh, I know a joke!
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense! 
(My AI, Siri told me this joke on the way to work!) |
Anala,
.... hopefully you never let Siri drive you to work, especially after you have to explain to the cop (from the passenger's side) why Siri ran the red light, while joking with you! 
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“Why, that’s true! I am a perfect, unlimited gull!” Jonathan opened his eyes asking, "Where are we?” The Elder Chiang said, “We’re on some planet with a green sky and a double star for a sun.” Jonathan made a scree of delight. “IT WORKS!" “Well, of course it works, Jon,” said Chiang. “It always works, when you know what you’re doing." (and even when you don't)
Last edited by guthrio : 09-12-2019 at 03:58 AM.
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03-02-2020, 09:28 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2016
Location: Down under
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Why do vampires believe anything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
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*** A wondering soul just trying to get through life as peacefully as possible. Accept your Yin & Yang instead of trying to fight it. Peace & love will conquer all ***
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