Chatting with my laptop

I'm not quite sure what this topic area is for, it seemed all left out, like the boy who is picked last for the football team, or the turkey that is too skinny to eat for Christmas and all his mates are gone, sure he's got more space now but whats the point in living if no one wants you? This topic area is all folorn and lacking in self confidence and angry that he was given such a boring topic title by the nasty creator at Spiritual forums. How can he believe in a creator that cares and loves him if no one ever wants to start a thread on him? He's starting to believe that there is no creator, and he'll soon turn away from the spirit of the forum and make a virus that will wipe all the other topic areas out.

I'm telling you straight, if we don't give this topic area a bit of love and attention now we could end up with an Adolf Hitler/George Bush/ Saddam Hussain type scenario on this website, and it would be all our own fault.

So any way I'm going to use this conversing with electronic things topic area to talk about how i had a chat with my laptop the other day, it was really nice. My laptop didn't have much to say but i could tell afterwards that it had enjoyed the attention, and it turned itself on and loaded up all it's programmes just a little bit quicker the following day.

Your a poet and i bet you dont even know it........

I'm nothing and everything and so are you.

Come on people give this thread a bit of love, it's starting to get bitter, soon it'll be twisted then it'll be bitter and twisted and then.................aaaaaargh!!