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Old 01-12-2010, 09:27 PM
Shim
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Changing light bulbs on the SF forums

How many online forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

2 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

3 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

4 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

5 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as heretical

6 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

7 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct terminology.

8 to post that this folder does not include light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a more appropriate forum.

9 to defend the posting to this folder by claiming that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this folder.

10 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is spiritually superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this doctrinal position, and what brands are faulty doctrine.

11 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

12 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

13 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this folder which makes light bulbs relevant to this folder.

14 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "I agree".

15 to post to the thread that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy and resulting division it produces.

16 to say "didn't we go through this discussion already a short time ago?"

17 to say "do a Wiki search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

18 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....
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Old 01-12-2010, 09:32 PM
Jules
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PMSLMBO
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Old 02-12-2010, 03:22 AM
Saint Seraphim Saint Seraphim is offline
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hello Shim,
I agree LOL. Thanks for that interesting thread. Yes, indeed, lightbulbs or light bulbs are a big debate around this forum.
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Saint Seraphim
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Old 02-12-2010, 03:57 AM
pre-dawn
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0, none, because everyone in a spiritual forum thinks that they are a light themselves, shining for everyone. There is no need for light bulbs at all.
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Old 02-12-2010, 04:06 AM
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I AM the light, no bulb needed.
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Old 02-12-2010, 04:10 AM
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brilliant........just brilliant! you "lit" my night light!
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Old 02-12-2010, 04:33 AM
Rumar
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Plus, you speak of certain topics and the entire place lights up like no tomorrow
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Old 02-12-2010, 04:35 AM
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and some are not simple glimmering lights but explosive fireworks display of lights and sounds. LOL
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Old 02-12-2010, 05:17 AM
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As my friend said, "You don't have to go around saying, 'I'm a light bulb'... Just glow."


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