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Old 18-05-2012, 09:04 AM
silent whisper
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Originally Posted by S-word
Get out with the pair of you. You're just flattering me cos you know how rich I am.


Omg the cat is out of the bag but you got it all wrong.....shhhh dont tell everyone squatchit and I want you....not your bloody money..lol
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Old 18-05-2012, 08:57 PM
S-word
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Good heavens girls---- Go for the money, don't lust for me
A wrinkled old man of seventy
you newer models are bad for my heart
You"ve got too many flamin movin parts.
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Old 19-05-2012, 04:48 AM
silent whisper
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lust for you s-word how can we not
your age is irrelavant cos we think your hot
hot and wrinkled, burning our desires.
come on baby light our fires...
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Old 19-05-2012, 05:04 AM
S-word
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Hot and wrinkled, you’ve got that right
And it gets more wrinkled when I swim at night
Yep, I swim at night cos it’s my desire
To set bony fishes all on fire.

Pisces: The 12th sign of the zodiac. Also called the “Fish,” or the “Fishes.” A taxonomic group that includes the cartilaginous and bony fishes.
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Old 19-05-2012, 05:16 AM
silent whisper
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Hey fellow fishy
me is fishy too
swimming in the pool
not near you..
thankgod for that
I would cringe at the sight
of a wrinkled bony fishy
especially late at night...

Hope you dont mind me playing in your thread...kick me out if you want...I can handle it!! :) OOOpsy its squatchits thread I just realized....sorry squatch..
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Old 19-05-2012, 05:34 AM
S-word
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Ahh, but wrinkles are known to disappear
Especially with someone like you so near
And do I mind you playing in my thread?
Not likely. But I'd rather you play in my......"What rhymes with thread?"
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Old 19-05-2012, 07:30 AM
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You two carry on, tis fun to watch
I'm all rhymed out and need a Scotch
I need to tell you sw, I hope it don't start you cryin'
That S-word ain't no sweet fish, he's a big hairy Lion!!!

*eek*

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Old 19-05-2012, 09:14 AM
silent whisper
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Not likely but I would rather you play in my um.....let me see now..um...*SHED* lol!!

We could do hammering
fixing and tinkering
we could build things
and shine things
make them all bright
now mr S-word
dont get a fright
I am not talking about
your credentials awright!!!! hehehe

Thanks squatchy...you having a scotch, me going to buy a bottle of wine and go visiting...enjoy....

dont worry bout me
the lion cant make me cry...
hes so tame
hes also sly..
I just prod
and poke him
the eye!!.....nicely but~~
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Old 19-05-2012, 10:21 AM
S-word
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As we hammer away here in this shed
I’ll tell ya a secret, "It ain’t my thread."
But you just keep rubbing and make it shine bright
Then at least we won’t be wasting the night.

But watchit cos Squatchit, who started this thread
Is watchin while drinking her scotch in her bed
Now she’s fluttering her lashes and wiggling her bum
Oh hell, she’s excited---look out, here she comes.

Two gorgeous Pisces in the shed here with me
It looks like I’m having some fishes for tea
I fought em and caught em like freshwater cods
And they never could break me old trusty rod.
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Old 19-05-2012, 03:10 PM
silent whisper
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The fishies have yet
to land on your plate
so dont bog in yet
just you wait..
the fishies can fly
when the going gets tough
so just be warned
we start to play rough...
orange roughie fishies we are
so deliciously sweet
preserve us for a longterm keep
on a day when your starving
and need some real food
you can dine with us fishies
and dont be so rude..
I dont mean eat us
I mean share the table
just you me squatchy
sharing fish tails and fables...
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