Me and my funny reactions

[ThatMan]

So last night I had a funny OBE, I found myself floating above my physical body, in my own room, darkness everywhere, then I had this strange feeling that someone is watching me. Then you know what I've done? I started to throw punches and feets everywhere, trying to hit that thing that was hidding in darkness. I was like Rocky Balbola, very curageous and having no fear, even at that moment I was thinking: "What am I doing? ";

Then I started spinning around ( I heard this has something to do with chackra ), and for the first time, I called for the arhcangel Raphael, then I called for the archangel Michael, then finally I also called for Christ.

I never called Raphael before, I think this means something but I don't know what.

So, if you ever find in a bad situation like this, be curageous and don't let fear take over you, I used to have some pretty nasty OBEs and I always was super afraid but lately I've been so so curageous, come on nasty things, I am ready to throw some more punches!

[lomax]

When my poltergeist activity was at it's peak,i was advised to make an offering to the spirit who was causing this.
What i offered,was a big fart.I bent down,i adressed it,and i said,''this is my offering to you''.

[JosephineB]

Originally Posted by lomax

When my poltergeist activity was at it's peak,i was advised to make an offering to the spirit who was causing this.
What i offered,was a big fart.I bent down,i adressed it,and i said,''this is my offering to you''.

[lomax]

Originally Posted by JosephineBloggs

I have style.(lol)

[Miss Hepburn]

Ha, Rather than throwing punches - feel the power and confidence in you
and you won't even have to glare at them.
They won't even want to be around you,
cuz a pebble can't cause any mischief to a Mt. Everest.