How to Find Your "Third Eye G-Spot"

(Important note: The Third Eye G-Spot is not to be confused with the pineal gland nor the space between the eyebrows! This spot is different for each person, and once pressed... Well... I cannot go into detail without being reported and kicked off this forum. Let's just say that it's "aura-gasmic." )

Step 1: Shave your head (so that you look like Morpheus from "The Matrix," or Dr. Evil from "Austin Powers," and if you're a woman, like Sinead O'Connor). (If your head is already shaven or naturally bald, then proceed to Step 2. If you really don't want to shave your head, then... Ah, okay, I'll let you slide just this one time! )

Step 2: Now (hopefully your head is nice and smooth like Mr. Smiley Guy here ), take your hands and rub your palms together very fast, generating as much heat in them as you can (like Mr. Miyage did in the original "Karate Kid" when he helped heal Daniel-san's injured leg), and then quickly place both hands palms-down on your head, one on each side.

Step 3: Now relaxxx... Close your eyes and imagine that the chi from your palms is merging together to form an arrow, and in your mind's eye watch as this arrow moves and points exactly to where your Third Eye G-Spot is located, which should be somewhere on the top or back of your head. (As Mr. Miyage would say, "Focus, Daniel-san!")

Step 4: Once you are certain you have located your Third Eye G-Spot, take one of your fingers and proceed to stimulate it until... (I hope I am allowed to use that s-word! ) The rest is history!!!

Step 5: For those who have been successful, please e-mail me the juicy details of your Third Eye G-Spot experience (at [email protected]), and I just may write a book about this subject and include it (with or without your permission) and get it published. (I forgot to mention that this technique is an almost-unknown Tantric practice from the ancient civilization of Lemuria, and has been passed down to me from a Hawaiian Kahuna Elder of the Third Eye G-Spot lineage!)

Kar,

You are a funny man...!

I'll let you know if I succeed :fucyc:

Bless you, Lad! Joy is a very powerful place to stand in.

Just in! A friend here (whom I will not mention their name) just e-mailed me with the following account of their Third Eye G-Spot experience:

(Unedited:) "Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhhhhhhhhh!"

Lol, oh my... had a good laugh with that, your posts are uplifting, though it is auragasmic indeed, especially along with the fires of kundalini, it's like pleasurable lightning bolts. I learned that practice naturally many years ago. My third eye was sensitive for as long as i can remember. If you can gain powerful energies through your hands, you don't even need to press the area, and it stimulates a pleasurable experience. And learning to control and send it to other parts of the body is amazing.

There are also those who will achieve highly sensitive third eye g spots! They should embrace it in gentle movements, and try not to accidentally jab fingers into it, or poke it, or anything which could cause slight discomfort, and to some even massaging may be too much to handle.

[Gem]

Um... does this make me a ..... golly I can't make that joke.

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A third-eye-g-spot-erator?

Today I received another amazing e-mail testimonial!

(Name withheld:) "Simon I have to tell you, my husband and I tried your technique last night while the kids were away at their grandparent's house, and OH MY GOD, IT WAS AMAZING!!! We shaved not only our heads, but all the hair off our bodies (my husband is quite hairy, so it took awhile). We found our Third Eye G-Spots right away, and boy, it was even better than the time we had a [edited out]-some with the pizza delivery guy!"

[Gem]

I spy with my third eye something starting wiiiiiittthhh - G.

Originally Posted by Gem

I spy with my third eye something starting wiiiiiittthhh - G.

Aww, c'mon Gem! I've been trying to figure this out for the last 12 days! Can I get another clue??