Your Funeral - Page 10

#91 04-11-2011, 02:40 PM

My ashes to merge with the primordial womb of the world ... the ocean.

#92 04-11-2011, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Charlies Angel

I want to be cremated to the song "Don't fear the reaper". Then all my loved ones to have a massive booze up and talk about their happy memories. My mum said she's booked her funeral and has arranged for us all to go for a Chinese after!

OMG that is sooo funny , you cracked me up ... going out for chinese after, that is like my mum, "ok im dead get over it go have chinese and a beer.

Left Behind · #93 06-11-2011, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by RabbiO

To borrow the punch line of a joke dealing with what one hopes would be said about oneself at one's funeral -

"Look! He's moving!"

B'shalom,

Peter

Jim

#94 06-11-2011, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Left Behind

Except that it's someone else who's going to have to worry about what they're going to do with your old clothes.

No mate, it's just me and the cat, and he'll be gone before me. Friends are the same as me.. when it's done it's done

#95 06-11-2011, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by mac

Or leaving others to deal with the mess often left behind when folk don't/won't make preparations.

In my case 'Others' will have instructions Keith, and they'll know what to do... They'll bung on a Tribal tune full vol', raise a glass, and then get on with their own journeys. The council will pay for whatever, and it'll be about time that they did 'cause the damp is still coming through my wall.

#96 09-11-2011, 05:28 PM

Heard about a couple of funerals in Oz.

One was a mother in law and the first 'hymn' was....'The Old Witch is gone'

Two was a man and the music was 'You devil,You'.

Left Behind · #97 09-11-2011, 10:03 PM

Ah, those Aussies for you!

Jim

#98 09-11-2011, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Left Behind

Ah, those Aussies for you!

Jim

Weird sense of humour,but good.
There always a 'meaning' to it,too.
Have to be quick to catch it.

Joan

Left Behind · #99 10-11-2011, 12:43 AM

They sound like the Irish.

Jim

#**100** 10-11-2011, 11:39 AM

So they do,the Irish have their own sense of humour.

I had an Irish neighbour a few years ago,a dear old man who passed away last year.
He was 96 years!

I popped over one Xmas morning to see how he was and there was another guy there dressed in plain clothes.
Old Mic (as we used to call him) asked us if we would like a wee drop of whisky.
I refused cos it was a bit early in the morning for me!

Then Mic said to the other guy 'Would you like a wee drap of Irish whisky,FATHER?'

I nearly fell over!

I thought if he can drink one,so can I!