My Malachite and Amazonite Bible Spell Combo

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Ok, here is a fun one for you to try out for yourselves. So I got a book called Bible Spells and a pretty nice fairy altar. So I asked My fairy friend if she could please enchant My crystals from Ye Old Rock Shop before I got them. Then when I got them I bible spelled them up. I also read the properties of these two gemstones and came up with this idea.
I did the contact My guardian Angel spell and after a few angel lights in the palm trees outside, I found out her name is Lauviah. Anyway as a Taurus, I asked her to contact the Angels of Taurus to help Me expand on this Idea. I charged up those two crystals with the intent to protect what God loves from microwave radiation with a binding to exclude parasitic worms. Then with magickal intent I would fill throw sick people in there, say "yeah I am the anti-christ and soon you will feel better because you are becoming My food" while they were in there getting healed because I wanted to scare the **** out of them as the Bible says, fear of god is a good thing. I would take My emerald wand, scan their bodies with intent, generate what might be missing when I was finished out in space. As soon as the binger would sound, I would rip worm out, throw parts in, hit them up with protection spells and crystals, have the angels of Taurus slap them around without it hurting them to build faith in the protections spells and crystals, and poof, out they would come with black painted fingernails that appeared to be kind of like 'smokey.' Now, I do not want people throwing their pets in there or nothing, but if you magicians want to expand, I got that sucker going already for My healing with loving light sigil from the Gallery of Magick. To those of you who experienced it, I am glad you feel better and now you know why there is so much microwave radiation in the universe. And I smashed Satan into the ground so that the earth reverberated with psalm 142, the repentant liar prayer, three times, because I don't really want what I love to be My food. Perhaps for a different take on the Idea, and since I had to have a version of Myself bitten by a damn snake in ancient Egypt for the God Smack Voodoo song, some of you could have a voodoo doll that represents Satan, and throw that in your microwaves. But take the crystals off your microwaves if your gonna do that. I eat hatred, always have, always will. Oh and check out the story about Atum. Its a cute story, he played with himself, two of his kids ran off, he couldn't find them and got sad, later found them and was thrilled, and now they bring him eels sealed up in brass boxes for some strange reason. :-)