Number One: Chuck Norris is a great martial artist, having shown that he could hold his own again Bruce Lee, although Bruce Lee whupped his a$$! (Sorry Chuck! But we all know that this is a NICE THING, because being beaten to a pulp by Bruce Lee was a GREAT HONOR!)
Number Two: Chuck Norris is a great philanthropist!
Number Three: Chuck Norris is tri-sexual. (Don't ask me what this is!)
Number Four: Chuck Norris chose my father to play his side-kick on his hit TV series, Walker, Texas Ranger! (I'm so proud of you, Daddy!)
Number Five: Chuck Norris is GOD! (And he also time travels in a hot tub! And he also is a HUGE Justin Bieber fan, like me! And he also is secretly a reptilian--oops, he promised me not to tell! I am so dead! Because he also is 100% TELEPATHIC and ALL-KNOWING, since he is GOD! And he also is a great spiritual guru, leader of the Chucknorians! And he also... I know, way over five, but c'mon! This is CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! Who is also Satan, but a nice Satan! )

Now it's YOUR TURN to name 5 nice things about Chuck Norris (or else!)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Oh, and another one: CHUCK NORRIS (AND I) LOVE SMILER!