Well, considering that a funeral is not really for the dead, but for the living who must go on, I want to have a ceremony that helps my family with my passing... having attended more than my share of funerals... I know for sure that I want to to be quick... let those who want to talk, talk... let those who want to cry, cry... let those who want to laugh, laugh... and I want to be cremated... no messy decay or expensive coffins or headstones... I would like my ashes to be spread beneath a tree... maybe with a stone seat beside it for people to come and sit if they felt like it... that would be nice...